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Set me free, why don'tcha, baby Get out my life, why don'tcha, baby 'Cause you don't really love me You just keep me hangin' on. — The Supremes · 1966When love begins to sicken and decay It useth an enforcèd ceremony. — William Shakespeare · 1599What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger. — Joel Barish · 2004Right now, everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love, and that's wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of that's-mine-this-is-yours. — Harry Burns · 1989A divorce is like an amputation: you survive but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood · 1972As far as our marriage goes, we can do it over the phone. — Jack Twist · 2005All 14 quotes →
When love begins to sicken and decay It useth an enforcèd ceremony. — William Shakespeare · 1599What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger. — Joel Barish · 2004A divorce is like an amputation: you survive but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood · 1972It will be different. If we could just give it another go-round. — Joel Barish · 2004I wish I had stayed, too. Now I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do. — Joel Barish · 2004Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one. — Clementine Kruczynski · 2004
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A divorce is like an amputation: you survive but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood · 1972As far as our marriage goes, we can do it over the phone. — Jack Twist · 2005
I saw a whole other future. I can't stop seeing it. — April Wheeler · 2008
I’m messed up. I am. You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. On the other hand, I know that she’s the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. — Tom · 2009
Divorce1 quote
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood · 1972
Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you’ve had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again. — Tom · 2009
When love begins to sicken and decay It useth an enforcèd ceremony. — William Shakespeare · 1599
I’m messed up. I am. You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. On the other hand, I know that she’s the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. — Tom · 2009
When love begins to sicken and decay It useth an enforcèd ceremony. — William Shakespeare · 1599
Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you’ve had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again. — Tom · 2009
Lost love1 quote
I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore because I know that what we had was real. — Noah · 2004
Love1 quote
When love begins to sicken and decay It useth an enforcèd ceremony. — William Shakespeare · 1599
Regret1 quote
I wish I had stayed, too. Now I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do. — Joel Barish · 2004
It will be different. If we could just give it another go-round. — Joel Barish · 2004
Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one. — Clementine Kruczynski · 2004