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Being funny2 quotes
I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?... How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny. — Tommy DeVito · 1990Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle · 322 BCWit1 quote
Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle · 322 BC