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Existence of God2 quotes
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. — Boris Grushenko · 1975If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. — Woody Allen · 1973God2 quotes
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. — Boris Grushenko · 1975If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. — Woody Allen · 1973Artistic legacy1 quote
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. — Woody Allen · 1975Death1 quote
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. — Woody Allen · 1975Failed relationships1 quote
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. — Alvy Singer · 1977How to succeed1 quote
Showing up is 80 percent of life. — Woody Allen · 1977Immortality1 quote
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. — Woody Allen · 1975Immortality through art1 quote
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. — Woody Allen · 1975Los Angeles1 quote
I don't want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light. — Alvy Singer · 1977Masturbation1 quote
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. — Alvy Singer · 1977Nature of God1 quote
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. — Boris Grushenko · 1975Predator and prey1 quote
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. — Woody Allen · 1975Reconciliation1 quote
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. — Woody Allen · 1975Relationships1 quote
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. — Alvy Singer · 1977Success1 quote
Showing up is 80 percent of life. — Woody Allen · 1977The human condition1 quote
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. You know, the horrible be like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life, it's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So when you go through life, you should be thankful that you're miserable, because you're very lucky, to be miserable. — Alvy Singer · 1977