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Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first. — Rufus T. Firefly · 1933
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. — Groucho Marx · 1949
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. — Groucho Marx · 1970
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. — Groucho Marx · 1949