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Having fun1 quote
We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! — Clark Griswold · 1989Smiling1 quote
We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! — Clark Griswold · 1989Surprises1 quote
Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. — Clark Griswold · 1989