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Beautiful women1 quote
You’re rather...attractive, for a beautiful girl with a great body. — Ty Webb · 1980Beauty1 quote
You’re rather...attractive, for a beautiful girl with a great body. — Ty Webb · 1980Courage1 quote
No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions because we are the three amigos! — Dusty Bottoms · 1986Facing one's fears1 quote
No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions because we are the three amigos! — Dusty Bottoms · 1986Having fun1 quote
We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! — Clark Griswold · 1989Letting go1 quote
I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen and all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. — Ty Webb · 1980Sexual harassment1 quote
Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone who turns me on? — Pierce Hawthorne · 2009Smiling1 quote
We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! — Clark Griswold · 1989Surprises1 quote
Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. — Clark Griswold · 1989Toxic masculinity1 quote
Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone who turns me on? — Pierce Hawthorne · 2009Willingness to fight1 quote
No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions because we are the three amigos! — Dusty Bottoms · 1986