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Person·Chevy Chase✕clear

Film · Comedy (film) · Comedy

I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen and all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

Ty Webb

Caddyshack · 1980

★ 1.9

Film · Christmas (film) · Comedy (film) · Christmas · Comedy

We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles!

Clark Griswold

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation · 1989

★ 3.6

Film · Christmas (film) · Comedy (film) · Christmas · Comedy

Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

Clark Griswold

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation · 1989

★ 3.6

Film · Comedy (film) · Comedy

You’re rather...attractive, for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Ty Webb

Caddyshack · 1980

★ 3.7

Film · Comedy (film) · Western (film) · Comedy · Western

No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions because we are the three amigos!

Dusty Bottoms

Three Amigos! · 1986

★ 3.7

TV program · Comedy (TV) · Comedy

Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone who turns me on?

Pierce Hawthorne

Community · 2009

★ 3.7

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