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Babies1 quote
It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born. — Bob Harris · 2003Being present1 quote
I'm a little bit, you know, seat of my pants, I try to be alert and available... For life to happen to you. We're living this life, we’re in this life, and if you’re not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it... But if you’re available, then life gets huge... You're really living it. — Bill Murray · 2014Career1 quote
I think people place too much emphasis on their careers. I wish we could all live in the mountains at high altitude. That's where I see myself in five years. How about you? — Phil · 1993Facing one's fears1 quote
Is this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? I sail? I sail now? — Bob Wiley · 1991Feeling good1 quote
I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. — Bob Wiley · 1991Freudian psychology1 quote
So, the psychiatrist has a patient, draws a circle, what do you think of when you see this? He says, sex. That's not the joke, wait a second. He draws a picture of a tree, what do you think of when you see it? Sex. He draws a picture of a car, house, sex, sex, sex. The doctor says, you know, you're obsessed with sex. The patient says, well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures! — Bob Wiley · 1991God1 quote
Well maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything. — Phil · 1993Having children1 quote
It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born. — Bob Harris · 2003Life1 quote
I'm a little bit, you know, seat of my pants, I try to be alert and available... For life to happen to you. We're living this life, we’re in this life, and if you’re not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it... But if you’re available, then life gets huge... You're really living it. — Bill Murray · 2014Living life to the fullest1 quote
I'm a little bit, you know, seat of my pants, I try to be alert and available... For life to happen to you. We're living this life, we’re in this life, and if you’re not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it... But if you’re available, then life gets huge... You're really living it. — Bill Murray · 2014Man and animals1 quote
My foe, my enemy, is an animal. In order to conquer it, I have to think like an animal, and whenever possible, to look like one. — Carl Spackler · 1980Meaninglessness1 quote
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered? — Phil · 1993Nature of God1 quote
Well maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long he knows everything. — Phil · 1993Parents and children1 quote
It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born. — Bob Harris · 2003Personal growth1 quote
Is this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? I sail? I sail now? — Bob Wiley · 1991Self-assurance1 quote
The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. — Bob Harris · 2003Sex1 quote
So, the psychiatrist has a patient, draws a circle, what do you think of when you see this? He says, sex. That's not the joke, wait a second. He draws a picture of a tree, what do you think of when you see it? Sex. He draws a picture of a car, house, sex, sex, sex. The doctor says, you know, you're obsessed with sex. The patient says, well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures! — Bob Wiley · 1991Taking a different path1 quote
I think people place too much emphasis on their careers. I wish we could all live in the mountains at high altitude. That's where I see myself in five years. How about you? — Phil · 1993The future1 quote
What if there were no tomorrow? — Phil · 1993Variety1 quote
Anything different is good. — Phil · 1993