Sourced and curated.

Weightlessness is a great equalizer.

Sally Ride

1984

★ 1.0

I worry that patriotism run amok will trample the very values that the country seeks to defend.

Dan Rather

2002

★ 1.0

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

Bob Hope

1953

★ 1.2

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

You think I have time to ask a man why he givin' me money or where he gets his money from? I'll take any motherfucker's money if he givin' it away!

Clay Davis

2006

★ 1.2

Generosity truly is the best investment.

Diane von Furstenberg

2015

★ 1.2

You will never be free until we are free.

Desmond Tutu

1999

★ 1.3

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

You know the difference between me and you? I bleed red and you bleed green.

Avon Barksdale

The Wire · 2004

★ 1.3

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?

Omar Little

The Wire · 2006

★ 1.3

What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room.

Seinfeld · 1991

★ 1.3

It's ironic... That we've come all this way, we made all this progress, but you know, we lost the little things, the niceties.

Elaine Benes

Seinfeld · 1992

★ 1.3

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

Log off. That "cookies" shit makes me nervous.

Tony Soprano

The Sopranos · 2001

★ 1.4

We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason if we…remember that we are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were, for the moment unpopular.

Edward R. Murrow

1954

★ 1.8

TV program · Drama (TV) · Comedy (TV) · Drama · Comedy

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't to search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.

Mr. Peanutbutter

Bojack Horseman · 2014

★ 1.8

Very few people spend other people's money as carefully as they spend their own.

Milton Friedman

1975

★ 1.9

Human history can be viewed as a slowly dawning awareness that we are members of a larger group. Initially our loyalties were to ourselves and our immediate family, next, to bands of wandering hunter-gatherers, then to tribes, small settlements, city-states, nations. We have broadened the circle of those we love... If we are to survive, our loyalties must be broadened further, to include the whole human community, the entire planet Earth.

Carl Sagan

Cosmos · 1980

★ 1.9

What an astonishing thing a book is. It's a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you're inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years.

Carl Sagan

1980

★ 1.9

TV program · Coming of age (TV) · Comedy (TV) · Coming of age · Comedy

I always figured girls knew exactly what they wanted. They knew-they had a plan. Or maybe they didn’t. Maybe they were just as confused as we were. Isn’t that great? It's-it’s horrible. They don’t know either. That means nobody knows.

Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold)

The Wonder Years · 1989

★ 1.9

We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south, and north somewhat.

Donald Rumsfeld

2003

★ 1.9

TV program · Science fiction (TV) · Science fiction

It may be said with a degree of assurance that not everything that meets the eye is as it appears.

Narrator (Twilight Zone)

The Twilight Zone · 1964

★ 1.9

Science is whatever we want it to be.

Dr. Spaceman

30 Rock · 2007

★ 1.9

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?

Ron Swanson

Parks and Recreation · 2011

★ 1.9

TV program · Comedy (TV) · Drama (TV) · Comedy · Drama

Celibacy is a lot less complicated than romantic relationships.

The Priest

Fleabag · 2019

★ 1.9

TV program · Comedy (TV) · Drama (TV) · Comedy · Drama

Hair is everything. We wish it wasn’t so we could actually think about something else occasionally. But it is. It’s the difference between a good day and a bad day. We’re meant to think that it’s a symbol of power, that it’s a symbol of fertility.

Fleabag

Fleabag · 2019

★ 1.9

Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!

Archie Bunker

All in the Family · 1972

★ 2.0

Them Sicilians are famous for two things: Spaghetti and revenge.

Archie Bunker

All in the Family · 1972

★ 2.0

I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?

Norm Peterson

Cheers · 1983

★ 2.0

TV program · Mystery (TV) · Drama (TV) · Mystery · Drama

A damn fine cup of coffee.

Dale Cooper

Twin Peaks · 1990

★ 2.0

TV program · Mystery (TV) · Drama (TV) · Mystery · Drama

Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.

Dale Cooper

Twin Peaks · 1990

★ 2.0

I'm not sitting here because I'm some little woman standing by my man, like Tammy Wynette. I am sitting here because I love him and I respect him, and I honor what he's been through and what we've been through together.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

1992

★ 2.0

At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.

Frank Costanza

Seinfeld · 1997

★ 2.0

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

All our food: pizza, calzone, buffalo mozzarella, olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine.

Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri

The Sopranos · 1999

★ 2.0

TV program · Comedy (TV) · Drama (TV) · Comedy · Drama

Just because a girl speaks her mind doesn't mean she's a psycho.

Lindsay Weir

Freaks and Geeks · 2000

★ 2.0

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

Teddy Roosevelt gave an entire once speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are a matter of duty.

Junior Soprano

The Sopranos · 2001

★ 2.0

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

The past is always with us. Where we come from, what we go through, how we go through it; all this shit matters.

D'Angelo Barksdale

The Wire · 2006

★ 2.0

TV program · Drama (TV) · Drama

Remember, Don... When God closes a door, he opens a dress.

Roger Sterling

Mad Men · 2007

★ 2.0

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

Kevin Malone

The Office · 2007

★ 2.0

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

La familia es todo.

Tio Salamanca

Breaking Bad · 2010

★ 2.0

TV program · Drama (TV) · Drama

We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.

Don Draper

Mad Men · 2010

★ 2.0

I want to open up my own club one day, maybe call it something like Club a Dub Dub or the Club Marine, sort of a submarine-themed club, or Tom’s Bistro. The word "bistro" is classy as shit.

Tom Haverford

Parks and Recreation · 2010

★ 2.0

I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit it in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for... That is the life.

Stanley Hudson

The Office · 2010

★ 2.0

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.

Ron Swanson

Parks and Recreation · 2013

★ 2.0

They're old people. They eat, they sleep, they complain, they watch Family Feud. Oh my god, I wanna be an old person.

Andy Dwyer

Parks and Recreation · 2014

★ 2.0

TV program · Drama (TV)

I just keep losing. I mean some people just supposed to lose? For balance in the universe? I mean, like, are there just some people on Earth who supposed to be here just to make it easier for the winners? Like, really.

Earnest 'Earn' Marks

Atlanta · 2016

★ 2.0

TV broadcast · TV program

Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts.

Kellyanne Conway

2017

★ 2.0

Well all I hear all day long at school is how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Jan Brady

The Brady Bunch · 1971

★ 2.1

You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."

Seinfeld · 1989

★ 2.1

I'm not conceited-I'm convinced!

Little Richard

1990

★ 2.1

Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black, but Carlton what are you?

Will Smith

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air · 1990

★ 2.1

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer Simpson

The Simpsons · 1990

★ 2.1

Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?

Lisa Simpson

The Simpsons · 1990

★ 2.1

Have you always been this stuck up, or did it take, like, years of practice?

Will Smith

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air · 1991

★ 2.1

That's when you say one thing and you're actually thinking about a mother.

Cliff Clavin

Cheers · 1992

★ 2.1

Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it.

Morty Seinfeld

Seinfeld · 1996

★ 2.1

I can’t be with someone like me. I hate myself! If anything, I need to get the exact opposite of me. It’s too much. It’s too much Kramer, I can’t take it. I can’t take it.

Seinfeld · 1996

★ 2.1

Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

Seinfeld · 1997

★ 2.1