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I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. — Happy Gilmore · 1996
Clothing1 quote
If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996
Look man, it goes like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked. — Sidney Deane · 1992
Giving up1 quote
This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start. — Coach Morris Buttermaker · 1976
I was on this tour for one reason, money. But now I got a new reason, kickin' your ass! — Happy Gilmore · 1996
I was on this tour for one reason, money. But now I got a new reason, kickin' your ass! — Happy Gilmore · 1996
Losing1 quote
Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. — Gloria Clemente · 1992
Money1 quote
I was on this tour for one reason, money. But now I got a new reason, kickin' your ass! — Happy Gilmore · 1996
New age1 quote
Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things. — Potter · 1996
Pressure1 quote
Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. It's circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things. — Potter · 1996
Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth—hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile! — Caretaker · 2005
Winning1 quote
Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. — Gloria Clemente · 1992
Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. — Gloria Clemente · 1992