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Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!
All in the Family · 1972
Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black, but Carlton what are you?
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air · 1990
Have you always been this stuck up, or did it take, like, years of practice?
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air · 1991
Friends · 2002
Seinfeld · 1994