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Love9 quotes
I love you. You...complete me. — Jerry Maguire · 1996I want the fairy tale. — Vivian Ward · 1990I just woke up one day and I knew. — Summer · 2009I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. — Crash Davis · 1988Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. — Harry Burns · 1989All 9 quotes →Being in love6 quotes
I love you. You...complete me. — Jerry Maguire · 1996You had me at hello. — Dorothy Boyd · 1996All I do is dream of you the whole night through. — Kathy Selden · 1952I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. — Harry Burns · 1989I love her. She breaks my heart again and again, but I love her. — Troy Dyer · 1994I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. — Kat Stratford · 1999Men and women6 quotes
No man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive he always wants to have sex with her. — Harry Burns · 1989I am so through with men. — Vickie Miner · 1994The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women. — Cal · 2005Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them. — Lady Lou · 1933Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy. — Frenchie · 1978They don't care. Just so long as you're wearing a skirt. It's like waving a red flag in front of a bull. — Joe (Some Like it Hot) · 1959Broken relationships3 quotes
Right now, everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love, and that's wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of that's-mine-this-is-yours. — Harry Burns · 1989I’m messed up. I am. You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. On the other hand, I know that she’s the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. — Tom · 2009Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you’ve had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again. — Tom · 2009Gender relations3 quotes
No man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive he always wants to have sex with her. — Harry Burns · 1989Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. — Harry Burns · 1989Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy. — Frenchie · 1978Sex3 quotes
Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. — Harry Burns · 1989Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. — Annie Savoy · 1988Alright, we did the horizontal mambo! — John Gustafson · 1993Criticism from others2 quotes
People put you down enough you start to believe it. — Vivian Ward · 1990I never had anyone make me feel as cheap as you did today. — Vivian Ward · 1990Fear of intimacy2 quotes
I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other everything. — Jerry Maguire · 1996You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing", and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself and it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself. — Paul Varjak · 1961Finding the one2 quotes
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. — Harry Burns · 1989I just woke up one day and I knew. — Summer · 2009Friendship between men and women2 quotes
No man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive he always wants to have sex with her. — Harry Burns · 1989Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. — Harry Burns · 1989Getting over someone2 quotes
Well, some things a man doesn't get over so easy. — Sean Thornton · 1952I’m messed up. I am. You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her. On the other hand, I know that she’s the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy. — Tom · 2009Going for it2 quotes
I have learned how to live, how to be in the world and of the world, and not just to stand aside and watch. And I will never, never again run away from life. Or from love, either. — Sabrina Fairchild · 1954Alright, fine. You wanna be in a band? Fine. Go ahead. Play every night. Play three times a night! Don't just dick around the same coffee house for five years. Don't dick around with her or with me. I mean, try at something for once in your life. Do something about it, but you know what? You better do it now, and you better do it fast, because the world doesn't owe you any favors. And whether you know it or not, you're on the inside track to loserville, USA. — Lelaina Pierce · 1994Hate2 quotes
If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her. — Julianne Potter · 1997I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. — Kat Stratford · 1999Hopelessly in love2 quotes
You had me at hello. — Dorothy Boyd · 1996I love her. She breaks my heart again and again, but I love her. — Troy Dyer · 1994Optimism2 quotes
I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain. — Don Lockwood · 1952Why, don't you have a dark side? No, you're probably one of those cheerful people who dot their i's with little hearts. — Harry Burns · 1989Pursuing women2 quotes
We're gonna be in college soon. You know who's gonna be in college, right?...Women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, and women...women, bro. We're staring into the future here and the future is women. — Mike Dexter · 1998The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women. — Cal · 2005Regret2 quotes
You gotta pay attention to the signs. When life reaches out a moment like this, it's a sin if you don't reach back. I'm telling you its a sin if you don't reach back! It'll haunt you for the rest of your days like a curse. — Pat Sr. · 2012You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't. — Daniel · 2003Relationships2 quotes
You make me want to be a better man. — Melvin Udall · 1997A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. — Alvy Singer · 1977Taking risks2 quotes
You gotta pay attention to the signs. When life reaches out a moment like this, it's a sin if you don't reach back. I'm telling you its a sin if you don't reach back! It'll haunt you for the rest of your days like a curse. — Pat Sr. · 2012I have learned how to live, how to be in the world and of the world, and not just to stand aside and watch. And I will never, never again run away from life. Or from love, either. — Sabrina Fairchild · 1954The human condition2 quotes
What if this is as good as it gets? — Melvin Udall · 1997I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. You know, the horrible be like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life, it's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So when you go through life, you should be thankful that you're miserable, because you're very lucky, to be miserable. — Alvy Singer · 1977The one2 quotes
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. — Harry Burns · 1989I just woke up one day and I knew. — Summer · 2009Vulnerability2 quotes
Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003I feel naked. I feel like everybody's staring at me! — Joe (Some Like it Hot) · 1959Affairs1 quote
Is it infidelity if you're involved with somebody on email? — Kathleen Kelly · 1998Aimlessness1 quote
I just don't know what I'm supposed to be. You know? — Charlotte (Lost in Translation) · 2003Alcohol1 quote
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whisky. Whiskey is a slap on the back and champagne's heavy mist before my eyes. — Macaulay Connor · 1940Ambition1 quote
I was really going to be something by the age of 23. — Lelaina Pierce · 1994Appearance vs. reality1 quote
It's amazing, you look like a normal person, but actually, you are the angel of death. — Sally Albright · 1989Asking for a raise1 quote
Show me the money! — Rod Tidwell · 1996Attraction1 quote
Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. It's like pheromones. You get three ants together, they can't do dick. You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral. — Annie Savoy · 1988Authenticity1 quote
Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23 is yourself. — Troy Dyer · 1994