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Ambition2 quotes
Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I'm in the empire business. — Walter White · 2012Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute "plans" in my book. — Walter White · 2009Burdens of leadership2 quotes
All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing. It’s too much to deal with almost and, in the end, you’re completely alone with it all. — Tony Soprano · 2004You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. — Junior Soprano · 2001Conversation2 quotes
"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. — Tony Soprano · 2007If you don’t like what is being said, then change the conversation. — Don Draper · 2009Coping mechanisms2 quotes
There’s no chemical solution to a spiritual problem. — Christopher Moltisanti · 2004I spent most of my adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside my empty heart. — Fleabag · 2019Family2 quotes
I don’t care how close you are. In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on. — Tony Soprano · 2006La familia es todo. — Tio Salamanca · 2010Friends2 quotes
I don’t care how close you are. In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on. — Tony Soprano · 2006I don’t need another friend, I already have two. — Sam Weir · 2000Leadership2 quotes
All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing. It’s too much to deal with almost and, in the end, you’re completely alone with it all. — Tony Soprano · 2004You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth, sometimes you hit the rocks. — Junior Soprano · 2001Men and women2 quotes
In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints. — Dale Cooper · 1990Women are born with pain built in. It's our physical destiny. Period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don't. They have to seek it out. — Belinda (Fleabag) · 2019Modern life2 quotes
Either everyone feels like this a little bit and they’re just not talking about it or I am completely fucking alone. — Fleabag · 2016No, I want someone to tell me what to wear every morning. I want someone to tell me what to eat. What to like, what to hate, what to rage about, what to listen to, what band to like, what to buy tickets for, what to joke about, what not to joke about. I want someone to tell me what to believe in, who to vote for, who to love and how to tell them. — Fleabag · 2019Nature of women2 quotes
In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints. — Dale Cooper · 1990Women are born with pain built in. It's our physical destiny. Period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don't. They have to seek it out. — Belinda (Fleabag) · 2019Silver linings2 quotes
Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. — Lord Baelish · 2013Remember, Don... When God closes a door, he opens a dress. — Roger Sterling · 2007The mafia2 quotes
It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. — Tony Soprano · 1999Are you in the mafia? — Meadow Soprano · 1999The past2 quotes
Yeah now, well, the thing about the old days... They the old days. — Slim Charles · 2006The past is always with us. Where we come from, what we go through, how we go through it; all this shit matters. — D'Angelo Barksdale · 2006Women2 quotes
In the grand design, women were drawn from a different set of blueprints. — Dale Cooper · 1990Women are born with pain built in. It's our physical destiny. Period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don't. They have to seek it out. — Belinda (Fleabag) · 2019Acquisitiveness1 quote
We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had. — Don Draper · 2010Advertising and marketing1 quote
What you call love was invented by guys like me... To sell Nylons. — Don Draper · 2007American culture1 quote
All our food: pizza, calzone, buffalo mozzarella, olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. — Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri · 1999American decline1 quote
We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket. — Frank Sobotka · 2003Bad luck1 quote
You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? — Christopher Moltisanti · 1999Being in love1 quote
You know, it's funny, when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. — Wanda Pierce · 2015Being single1 quote
Celibacy is a lot less complicated than romantic relationships. — The Priest · 2019Books1 quote
A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. — Tyrion Lannister · 2011Celibacy1 quote
Celibacy is a lot less complicated than romantic relationships. — The Priest · 2019Coffee1 quote
A damn fine cup of coffee. — Dale Cooper · 1990Criminal justice system1 quote
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It’s all in the game, though, right? — Omar Little · 2003Cultural appropriation1 quote
All our food: pizza, calzone, buffalo mozzarella, olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. — Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri · 1999Danger1 quote
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks! — Walter White · 2011Death1 quote
Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace. — Mike Ehrmantraut · 2012Decisions and choices1 quote
More is lost by indecision than wrong decision. — Tony Soprano · 2002Decline1 quote
We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket. — Frank Sobotka · 2003