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Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black, but Carlton what are you?
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
Have you always been this stuck up, or did it take, like, years of practice?
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really really well.
If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.
There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.
He wanted to stop and chat with me and I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat.
I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with.
That’s the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don’t need them anymore.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.
Jogging is the worst, Chris! I mean, I know it keeps you healthy but, god, at what cost?