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Christmas6 quotes
There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice. — Ralphie Parker · 1983The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. — Buddy · 2003Treat every day like Christmas. — Buddy · 2003You see, Mrs. Walker, this is quite an opportunity for me. For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle. — Kris Kringle · 1947Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind...and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it. — Kris Kringle · 1947Family2 quotes
I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck! — Kevin · 1990How you feel about your family is a complicated thing. Deep down, you'll always love them. But you can forget that you love them, and you can hurt them and they can hurt you, and that's not just because you're young. — Marley · 1990Love2 quotes
Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end. — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003Smiling2 quotes
I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! — Clark Griswold · 1989Swearing2 quotes
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Bad luck1 quote
Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Castle doctrine1 quote
I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1...2...10! — Johnny · 1990Change (money)1 quote
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! — Johnny · 1990Christmas presents1 quote
We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Clothing1 quote
You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946Consumerism1 quote
Yeah, there's a lot of bad 'isms' floatin' around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it's the same. Don't care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck. — Alfred · 1947Counterfactual history1 quote
You’ve been given a great gift, George, a chance to see what the world would be like without you. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946Danger1 quote
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983Dangers of love1 quote
Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love! — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003Deception1 quote
You sit on a throne of lies! — Buddy · 2003Family dysfunction1 quote
I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck! — Kevin · 1990Fear1 quote
You can be a little old for a lot of things. You're never too old to be afraid. — Marley · 1990Friends1 quote
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946Friendship1 quote
Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. — Clarence (It's a Wonderful Life) · 1946Generosity1 quote
I'll give you anything you ask for—as long as it's not something I don't want to give. — The US President · 2003Getting in trouble1 quote
It was all over—I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Mmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Guns1 quote
You'll shoot your eye out. — Mother Parker · 1983Having fun1 quote
We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! — Clark Griswold · 1989Love stories1 quote
But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end. — Sam (Love Actually) · 2003Making a change1 quote
Mary, I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, and the next day, and next year, and the year after that. I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. — George Bailey · 1946Modern life1 quote
You see, Mrs. Walker, this is quite an opportunity for me. For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. Seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle. — Kris Kringle · 1947Nakedness1 quote
You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946Never giving up1 quote
You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over. — Daniel · 2003Nothing to lose1 quote
You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't. — Daniel · 2003Optimism1 quote
You be positive. I'll be realistic. — Uncle Frank · 1990