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Police2 quotes
Team? Johnson, this is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama ashamed of me. She tell everybody I'm a drug dealer. — Carter · 1998You know what I am? I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge which means I got permission to kick your fuckin' ass whenever I feel like it! — Reggie Hammond · 1982
Crime1 quote
I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit. — Thelma · 1991
Do you understand the words that are coming out my mouth? — Carter · 1998
Wide awake. I don't ever remember feeling this awake. You know what I mean? Everything looks different. — Thelma · 1991
Letting go1 quote
That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say, "I don't give a fuck." — Tim Cavanaugh · 1989
I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit. — Thelma · 1991
Old age1 quote
I'm too old for this shit! — Roger Murtaugh · 1987
Over it1 quote
I'm too old for this shit! — Roger Murtaugh · 1987
Stress1 quote
That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say, "I don't give a fuck." — Tim Cavanaugh · 1989
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are. — Lee · 1998
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are. — Lee · 1998