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Americans2 quotes
You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions. — Toht · 1981Are all American officers so ill-mannered? — Von Luger 'The Kommandant' · 1963
Archaeology2 quotes
70% of all archeology is done in the library. Researching. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value. — Indiana Jones · 1989Archaeology is the search for fact...not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall. So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "X" never, ever marks the spot. — Indiana Jones · 1989
You chose poorly. — Grail Knight · 1989You must choose, but choose wisely for as the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you. — Grail Knight · 1989
Fairies2 quotes
Every time someone says "I do not believe in fairies", somewhere there's a fairy that falls down dead. — Tinkerbell · 1991I believe in fairies. — Peter Banning · 1991
Science2 quotes
In a few hundred years, science has taken us farther in understanding the universe, than religion has in 10,000. — Santosh Patel · 2012Science can teach us more about what is out there, but not what is in here. — Gita Patel · 2012
Aging1 quote
It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. — Indiana Jones · 1981
Are all American officers so ill-mannered? — Von Luger 'The Kommandant' · 1963
You chose poorly. — Grail Knight · 1989
You lost today, kid. But it doesn't mean you have to like it. — Fedora · 1989
Dishonesty1 quote
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid. — Jack Sparrow · 2003
Every time someone says "I do not believe in fairies", somewhere there's a fairy that falls down dead. — Tinkerbell · 1991
Wandering around our America has changed me more than I thought. I am not me anymore, at least, I'm not the same me I was. — Ernesto Guevara de la Serna · 2004
Evil1 quote
What would the world be like without Captain Hook? — Captain Hook · 1991
Fear1 quote
I have a real problem with heights. — Peter Banning · 1991
I have a real problem with heights. — Peter Banning · 1991
Growing up1 quote
Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago. — Granny Wendy · 1991
It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. — Indiana Jones · 1981
Life1 quote
To live...to live would be an awfully big adventure. — Peter Banning · 1991
You must choose, but choose wisely for as the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you. — Grail Knight · 1989
Science can teach us more about what is out there, but not what is in here. — Gita Patel · 2012
To live...to live would be an awfully big adventure. — Peter Banning · 1991
The world was ours. We could do everything or nothing. All it had to be was anything 'cause it was always us. — Tinkerbell · 1991
Losing1 quote
You lost today, kid. But it doesn't mean you have to like it. — Fedora · 1989
Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago. — Granny Wendy · 1991
Magic1 quote
Every time someone says "I do not believe in fairies", somewhere there's a fairy that falls down dead. — Tinkerbell · 1991
You think that tiger is your friend, he is an animal, not a playmate. — Santosh Patel · 2012
Nazis1 quote
Nazis. I hate these guys. — Indiana Jones · 1989
Wandering around our America has changed me more than I thought. I am not me anymore, at least, I'm not the same me I was. — Ernesto Guevara de la Serna · 2004
Religion1 quote
In a few hundred years, science has taken us farther in understanding the universe, than religion has in 10,000. — Santosh Patel · 2012
Reputation1 quote
My reputation precedes me. — Marcus Brody · 1989