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A man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't. — William Faulkner

A man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.

William Faulkner
1962
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AlcoholStages of life
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1962
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William Faulkner
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Faulkner, William. Quoted in William Faulkner of Oxford, written and edited by James M. Webb and A. Wigfall Green. Louisiana State University Press, 1965.

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