You know you can't please all the people all the time, and last… — Mitch Hedberg · Skopia

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Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

You know you can't please all the people all the time, and last night all those people were at my show.

Comedy Central Presents · 1999

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Hedberg, Mitch. Comedy Central Presents. Comedy Central, 5 Jan. 1999.

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