This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty. — Mitch Hedberg · Skopia

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This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty.

Strategic Grill Locations · 1999

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Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. 7 Sept. 1999, The Laff Stop Comedy Club, Houston, Texas, USA.

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