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I like a escalator because a escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You… — Mitch Hedberg

Comedy album · Comedy (stand up)

I like a escalator because a escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see a "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

Mitch Hedberg
Strategic Grill Locations · 1999
★ 5.1
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Joke
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Comedy (stand up)
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Comedy album
Time
1999
Person
Mitch Hedberg
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Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. 7 Sept. 1999, The Laff Stop Comedy Club, Houston, Texas, USA.

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