I hate flossing, I just wish I had one long curvy tooth. It didn't…

I hate flossing, I just wish I had one long curvy tooth. It didn't need to be split up.

Strategic Grill Locations · 1999

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Hedberg, Mitch. Strategic Grill Locations. 7 Sept. 1999, The Laff Stop Comedy Club, Houston, Texas, USA.

I hate flossing, I just wish I had one long curvy tooth. It didn't need to be split up. — Mitch Hedberg