I especially hate turtlenecks. Like wearing a turtleneck is like… — Mitch Hedberg · Skopia

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I especially hate turtlenecks. Like wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day.

Comedy Central Presents · 1999

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Hedberg, Mitch. Comedy Central Presents. Comedy Central, 5 Jan. 1999.

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