I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me… — Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
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