Anywhere is better than Paris. Paris the cold, Paris the drizzly, Paris the rainy, Paris… — Mark Twain

Anywhere is better than Paris. Paris the cold, Paris the drizzly, Paris the rainy, Paris the Damnable. More than a hundred years ago, somebody asked Quin, "Did you ever see such a winter in all your life before?" "Yes," said he, "last summer." I judge he spent his summer in Paris.