America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.

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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.

John Updike

1972

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Updike, John. "How to Love America and Leave It at the Same Time." Problems and Other Stories. Knopf, 1979.

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Updike, John. "How to Love America and Leave It at the Same Time." The New Yorker, 19 Aug. 1972.

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