If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · Skopia

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If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.

Happy Gilmore · 1996

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Happy Gilmore. Directed by Dennis Dugan, Brillstein-Grey Entertainment/Robert Simonds Productions, 1996.

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