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We got some platonic friends. I got some, but they're all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was tryin' to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone.

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain · 1996

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Friendship between men and women

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Rock, Chris. Chris Rock: Bring the Pain. HBO, 1 June 1996.

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