They don't grade fathers but if your daughter's a stripper, you… — Chris Rock · Skopia

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They don't grade fathers but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up!

2004

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Fathers and daughters Fatherhood Parenting Daughters Strippers

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Rock, Chris. Chris Rock: Never Scared. HBO, 17 Apr. 2004.

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