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Drug dealers don't sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It's crack. It's not an… — Chris Rock

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

Drug dealers don't sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It's crack. It's not an encyclopedia. It's not a fuckin' vacuum cleaner. You don't really gotta try to sell crack, ok? I never heard a crack dealer goin' "Man, how'm I gonna get rid of all this crack?!"

Chris Rock
Bring the Pain · 1996
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Topic
Selling drugsDrugs
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Comedy (stand up)
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Comedy special
Time
1996
Person
Chris Rock
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Rock, Chris. Chris Rock: Bring the Pain. HBO, 1 June 1996.

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