He is dreadfully married. He's the most married man I ever saw in my… — Artemus Ward · Skopia

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He is dreadfully married. He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.

1869

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Ward, Artemus. "Brigham Young's Palace." 1869, Egyptian Hall, London, UK. Lecture.

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