When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and… — Aristophanes
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
ὁρᾷς, ὅταν πίνωσιν ἄνθρωποι τότε πλουτοῦσι διαπράττουσι νικῶσιν δίκας τὸν νοῦν ἵν᾽ ἄρδω καὶ λέγω τι δεξιόν. εὐδαιμονοῦσιν ὠφελοῦσι τοὺς φίλους. ἀλλ᾽ ἐξένεγκέ μοι ταχέως οἴνου χοᾶ.

