Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.

"Emergency Response." Parks and Recreation, written by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur and Norm Hiscock, directed by Dean Holland, season 5, episode 13, Deedle-Dee Productions and Fremulon, 2013.

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