Standup comedy · ComedyIt's amazing how our attitude on alcohol changes, right? Cause even as a teenager you know it's wrong. You're like, "You know, I don't like the taste of it, but I want to look cool." And then in your twenties you're like, "You know what, this kinda gives me confidence to talk to the opposite sex." Then in your forties you're like, "You know what, this is the only thing I like about being alive."Jim GaffiganObsessed · 2014★ 3.5
Standup comedy · ComedyWe go to bars so we can behave like children, toddlers, really. You ever go to a bar at 2am? You might as well be picking up a kid at nursery school.Jim GaffiganObsessed · 2014★ 3.5
Standup comedy · ComedyReally the only time to ever drink a shot is never. No one's ever drank a shot and then done something they're proud of.Jim GaffiganObsessed · 2014★ 1.9
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