Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)Men have nice cars. Not cause they like nice cars. Because they know women like nice cars. That’s how it goes. Cause men are hunters. And the car is the bait. And a woman comes up and says: “Ooh, nice Porsche.” “Gotcha, bitch!”Dave ChappelleKillin' Them Softly · 2000★ 6.1
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)Every black dude in this room is a qualified paralegal and shit. He knows the law. If one of us even start to do something wrong, an old black man would pop out of nowhere. Nigga, don’t do that. That’s 5 to 10.Dave ChappelleKillin' Them Softly · 2000★ 5.3
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)I mean, there could be a black president one day, but…You don’t wanna be the first one. I mean the second or third that's fine, but…that first nigga better watch out.Dave ChappelleKillin' Them Softly · 2000★ 5.3
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)New white people. You can’t scare these white people. I tried. Roll up on 'em: BOO! "What the hell is wrong with you? Those days are over."Dave ChappelleKillin' Them Softly · 2000★ 4.5
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